As promised, here it is: the debut of Grits, Tits, and Oven Mitts. As I learn navigation rules, turn signals, parallel parking and whatnot of the blogosphere, things will get more complex and kick-ass around here. But since I am a mere fledgling, a tadpole swimming about in search of the tiniest morsel of knowledge and competence regarding wtf I’m doing here, it’s pretty simple at the moment.
If you don’t like that, refer to the title of this post.
welcome to the darkside.
yahoo!! it’s about frickin time, missy!! i’ve always liked the way you write, so i know this is going to be fun for us – meaning, your readers.
W00t! Added to Bloglines and the blogroll.
I want those pants. The ones in your header. Because I would be hot in them, badonkadonk or no badonkadonk.
Oh, hey; and nice blog!
In honour of your new blog and because none of my suggestions made the cut, I feel obliged to
haranguedelight you with a bit of Vogon poetry:See, see the old sky
Marvel at its big marmalade depths.
Tell me, Senga do you
Wonder why the tardcat ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel grotty.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your mongo-headed facial growth
That looks like
A finger in chili.
What’s more, it knows
Your crepuscular potting shed
Smells of hairballs.
Everything under the big old sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm spontaneously generated smegma.
w00t, again! Thanks for visiting, everybody! All manner of hilarity will ensue once I really get the hang of this stuff…
See you soon!
–Senga (or, tardparty, whichever you prefer…)
Awww-right, sister! Got you in my Bloglines now, and can’t wait to read more!
In honor of your first blog entry let me share with you another interesting blog.
Introducing, The Tard Blog.
Blog on, sister, blog on! Tard clapping over head! (love that)
I’m so pissed. I wanted goodies.
I was sure that “That’s the last time you ever stick a knife in me” would win.
Alas.
I’ll blogroll you if you blogroll me, babycakes.
well hello there blogger bud! Glad to see you up and running. You have been added to my blogroll too.
let the games begin! *shoots the flaming arrow*
C is for Cookie, dat good enough for me, oh Cookie Cookie Cookie start wid C!
Welcome to blogtown!
I don’t know how to post a link, so…
Hiya! Came over here from AliThinks. . .welcome to the blogosphere
OF DOOOOOM!
Alison sent me. Freakin’ LOVE the name of your blog! Can’t wait to see what else you’ve got in store for us!