Holy Monkeystink, it’s been a long time!!! I think there might have been a Democrat in the Oval Office the last time I dust off this thang!!!
Srsly, though, forgive my silence. My life has turned upside down and all around and done the effin’ Hokey Pokey over the past few months. I moved over 2,000 miles away to the Land of Perpetual Sunshine and Ugg Boots. I’m completely in love with the most amazing guy in this hemisphere (and the other one, too). I’m looking at going to grad school, I’m a morning person now, I enjoy cleaning the house and being all wifey…
Don’t ask me, I don’t know how it happened. Anyway, the point is that I’m alive, I’m writing, and I’ve got a whole helluva lot to say. So strap in, strap on, and get out yer Maalox, cuz it’s ON, muddafriggahs.
The Bitch is Back.
It’s about damn time!
Yay! New Bloggity Goodness!
Umm, yes. Okay?
Okay.
Welcome to the Left Coast! Enjoy living the laid back life! Greetings to Redondo Bee-atch!
As Aalln said, ’bout Got Damn time.
Hoping to see you in front of a big ass TV for football REAL soon!